A Big Let Down

I was working in my backyard today when I looked down at my pale white skin. My heart skipped a beat! Could it be? Could all my reading and watching of the horror genre have paid off?? My skin was sparkling and shimmering in the sunlight!!!

A smile spread across my face. I was pleased. Team Edward.......not that I prefer vampires over werewolves.....but being a female.....I would much rather have sparkly skin than a thick furry coat! (reference to the Twilight series for you non readers....vampires)

I was saddened tonight. After I showered, I put on my fairly new lotion. My eyes glanced over the words.....Oil of Olay.....moisturizer.......body lotion........sparkles.........WHAT............DERN!!!

Ok, so the reading and watching of the vampire, zombie, alien and supernatural has not secretly given me any special powers. That is a big let down..................so I can't blame my faint mustache and unibrow on werewolf powers???