There are no stupid questions......

You have heard the saying "there are no stupid questions...".


Who said that? and who is spreading it around?

If you are a parent, teacher, boss....anybody that gets asked questions....
YOU have experienced the stupid questions!!

The number one stupid question in my house..
"where is _________ (fill in the blank with jack/max/dad) ?"

This might not be that stupid of a question if we had more than one level to search.
This might not be that stupid of a question if we had trap doors, spinning bookcases, or even easy access to an attic....

BUT
 when I can't even lie down in the kitchen because it isn't wide enough..
(what? you don't lie down while waiting on the oven to preheat?)
when I get a glimpse of death every time I pull down the attic ladder.....
when I am 4 steps from any room in the house.....

It is not EVEN a "search" to find another member of the family!!

There ARE stupid questions AND lazy asses!