blinds do not blind

As I stood in the front window of the office, across the street, and behind the blinds, I watched a man look all around him and then:

worked strenuously to get his underwear out of his butt crack

I am not sure that he succeeded because as he walked out from behind his car (assuming he was hidden) he kicked a leg out with every third step.

I ate my lunch and stared out the window at the beautiful day

 and the man's uncomfortable situation......

I made note to be careful! No picking...anything...

some bored weirdo is always watching