a need for every teenage boy....

"Mom....dad.....can I have a cell phone???"

we take the boy shopping and find just what he needs!!!

The Classic Reel Mower

I had actually planned to spend Jeff's hard earned money on paint for my bedroom...to cover up a previous "fix it...home improvement job"...or carpet to cover the nasty "Brady Bunch linoleum" that I have been living with for 11 years....or put the money toward roofing our leaky house...or.....

You know how it goes...every time we get that "extra" money...someone breaks an arm or needs surgery or something else in the house falls apart...

This time...it was the lawn mower.

Jeff went out to get the lawn mower ready for spring....before he leaves for his next big trip.

Our old lawn mower, that we "borrowed" from my dad 11 years ago....decided to take a break this year....

Jack is taking over the yard work, so we decided to go with the Classic Mower!! 

.....builds strength

.....builds character

.....lower phone bills

.....too tired to be naughty

I am excited about mowing the lawn this year! It will be quiet! I can sit on my swing with my ice tea and enjoy watching my son......work.....

AND if we like this new mower..... we have enough money left over to buy the smaller one for my younger son.....DOUBLE TREAT!!!

Paula Dean is worried about my sons

Remember the research paper my boys were doing??? Well, the paper and a couple of other things take about 3 weeks....stick 2 weeks of spring break in the middle.....I need to check out the books again.

I took the big stack of books to the library....carried it up to the lady....

supposed to be quiet in the library right???

I quietly hoist my stack on the counter...

me: "excuse me" I look to the right of the stack....the lady looks to the left...

me: "excuse me" I look to the left of the stack....the lady looks to the right...

me: (not sure where to look) "excuse me....(right, left) can i check these out again?"

I hear a loud cackle and I look around for Paula Dean....then I look up and see the librarian peering over the stack of books......she loudly says..

"HA HA....YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE HAVE YOU?"

i shake my head no...

"LORD, HONEY....YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING THE BOOKS IF YOU ARE GOING TO CHECK THEM OUT AGAIN...HA HA HA....I ALWAYS KNOW THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T COME TO THE LIBRARY....THEY BRING ALL THE BOOKS IN JUST TO CHECK THEM OUT AGAIN.....YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK YOUR BACK.....LET ME SEE YOUR LIBRARY CARD...."

she scans the card.....

"THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU CAN CHECK THESE OUT!! SURELY YOUR KIDS ARE ALMOST DONE WITH THEIR SCHOOL PROJECT!! YOU CAN KEEP THESE BOOKS UNTIL APRIL 14TH........THEIR TEACHER WILL PROBABLY WANT THEIR PROJECT BEFORE THEN....."

then she peered over the stack and over her glasses.......not kidding...

"DO YOU   K...N...O....W    WHEN THEIR PROJECT IS DUE?"

i was amused by this

me: (refusing to speak loud in a library) "my son's teacher is very difficult but he is top in his class and actually top in his school. he is the only one in his whole grade expected to do this report. i am positive he will get it done on time."

She looked at me with awe. "What school?"

me: "It is a private school. Ziegenhorn School for the gifted. It is college prep."

lady: "oh! yes! "

She handed me back the books and wished me a "Lovely Day"

Memphians.....watch out for Paula Dean at the Main Library....she is very friendly, loud and worried about your students!!!........and now me......

      

Are you there God? It's me MAZ.....

I have been watching a load of movies while I have been sewing the past few days. Even though they have been a wide range of genres, they all have had a common theme. Looking for comfort in all the wrong places. Of course it is easy to watch a movie and say "stupid, that won't make you happy" or "stupid, you are so selfish"......Just like when you watch scary movies and you are thinking "don't go in there!" and yet when you are home alone....what do you do? YOU GO IN THERE!

I believe the Bible, and God tells us in the Bible that he will provide all our needs. He does not tell us he will give us our wants. AND he does not tell us what our needs may be....

So I have been wondering.....If I was a movie, what would you be saying to me?

I have an idea............

March 18, 2011

MARCH 18, 2011

This is a day that I realized many things:

It may LOOK like we live in a smaller house, on a smaller lot, in a smaller neighborhood.....but we actually live on 256 acres.....

We raked and bagged 56 bags of leaves.............I love my 2 HUGE trees that keep my house cool in the summer.....I love watching the leaves fall in the autumn........I HATE CLEANING UP THE YARD!!

While trying to finish the yard, we had to take a break and watch the Memphis Tiger / Arizona game. It was EXCITING....but I also realized.....Memphis would not be the National Champions...not this year!!

And late that night, we got a message with some info that is not mine to give at this moment....if you are a regular reader....you might understand my realization.....something happened (18 days late) BUT...

I'm gonna need to make a bigger quilt!!

BBQ and basketball!!! Oh YEA BABY!!!

My favorite time of year........MARCH MADNESS.......which seeps into April....but that is just the obsessive compulsive in me.....I will let that go...

Anyway....the party began last night at our house!!!

Thankfully, Jeff went to college for 8 years so that we can have this...

any size bracket....done on any board....printed anyway we want!! I did ask that it be smaller than our couch THIS year....It is sponsored by La Quinta, and USA Today.

The four of us draw poker chips out of a can (with pre-printed numbers/regions/seeds)......so it is the luck of the draw as to which 16 teams we get!! Of course in our family we are all hoping to get Memphis and I was hoping to get Florida!!

If you are left with the championship team, what do you get??? The choice of where the family eats dinner!! (that is a big deal....it used to be $5). 

This adds extra fun to cheering for and against teams because.....

Jack chose Taco Bell....so we are all cheering AGAINST all of his teams.

Jeff drew all crappy teams....but he will be traveling and miss most of March madness just like the last 5 years.....(insert eeyore noises and voice).

Max drew 8 of the top seeded teams (including Florida) and he chose Mosa. One of my favorite Asian restaurants!! I will be cheering for most of his teams....

  I GOT Memphis..... WOO HOO!!! 

This year will be the first that a #12 wins the Championship and all of you can meet me at Salsa for the best tacos in Memphis!!!

This evening is treated with as much anticipation as Christmas morning and we started it out right with BASKETBALL GAME food!!! 

NOOOOO not hotdogs....not popcorn......We live in MEMPHIS!!!!

Cubed cheese tossed in Rendezvous seasoning.........

Three Little Pigs BBQ (yummy, close to home and least expensive) over nachos 

(sweet tea for me and beer for Jeff)

photos do not look good but it was FABU!!!

GO TIGERS GO!!!

Should I see a doctor??

Do you think I should have a doctor take a look at my feet?

I just went on my first "tent camping" trip and I froze my feet off!

Me and my 3 favorite guys went to 

This place has a big hill and a pond.....

Just arrived! I am happy.....just wait...more pics to come....

The guys were having to look for firewood and there was hardly any!! The little they found was rotten and wet!!  

While the guys went WAY off to find downed trees and drag or carry them back to camp, this guy pulled up in his truck. He was leaving and asked me if I wanted his leftover wood that he BROUGHT WITH HIM....

I could not wait for the guys to see what I had "found" and "cut" while they were gone! MWHAHAHAHA!!

We hiked all day friday. I became very aware of my lungs, thigh muscles, every bone in my feet (there are more than they tell you in the science books!), my ankles, knees, hips..........as we headed back to camp to start the fire for warmth and dinner.....I started to realize......I will be sleeping in COLD and HARDness and probably NOT sleep and then get up and hike all day AGAIN......I am going to break into tiny pieces....

The sun went down and I sat ON the fire, inhaled the smoke, started layering, and still I was freezing....my 13 year old looked like this.....

t-shirt

he IS happy..... I SWEAR!

Max was having a blast! loved camping, hiking, eating!!! 

He even slept well....and cozy!

This is the beginning of the end for me!!! I lost my feet shortly after this picture was taken and then we hiked 257 trails the next day!!

We hiked to this tower so Jeff could do this....

Check the Memphis basketball score!

My body hurt so bad I could hardly move....but we had to hike "just one more trail"......then all of a sudden.....

I have never been so happy to see this in all my life!

We used this as an excuse to turn around and leave! It was getting late and we had about a 2 hour drive ahead of us....

Anybody know what kind this is???

Did we let a 6 foot garden snake turn us back home or did we choose wisely??

I don't really care because I was about to curl up right beside him!!

I feel that I learn something new with every road trip....

Several old TVs make a good roadblock!

sea cucumbers fighting pirates?

School time...

I am sitting on the couch. (ok, I admit...laying down and wrapped in a blanket!)

Max says, "mom, I need to tell you what I just read in Science."

I move my head to let him know I am listening.

He starts telling me about sea cucumbers and how they defend themselves by vomiting out their insides. Then these pirates come and start fighting with swords and the ship sinks......and......wait...what?...

"mom...mom....are you sleeping?"

Of course not! You said that they do that to defend themselves and that was better than.....

"Mom, you were sleeping!"

I hope I was sleeping or I seriously made a mistake in the curriculum I purchased! Or did I?? It sounded very interesting!! It wasn't scientifically right but it sure was entertaining!! Max said he did not say those things......

I think I am getting old. I still have not bounced back from being sick....or maybe I am lazy....or maybe I need to exercise....NOOOOOOOOOOO! That is never the answer!!