A story like you have never read before....

One summer night, after graduating high school, a girl was at a house with a bunch of new college friends.

Two guys ran through the house shooting rubber bands at each other.

The guy with long floppy hair and killer blue eyes hid behind a hanging plant (with only head hidden).....

"shhhhh, Kevin will never find me."

What an idiot! -the girl thought.

Kevin ran through the room, looked around, "where did he go?"...ran to next room.

The girl left that night thinking those were the strangest guys ever....

The girl and blue eyes went with all the college friends to movies, dinners, football games, basketball games, etc...

The girl soon realized that blue eyes was not so strange.  

The girl fell in love!

After 3 1/2 years of dating, the girl and blue eyes married.

After 2 years of marriage, the girl and blue eyes started a family.......

The girl soon realized she was not the typical wife and mother.

While most young mothers and wives were excelling at becoming Martha Stewart,

the girl was crafting alien autopsy cakes.......

The girl and blue eyes were perfect together and so blue eyes took over the cooking and baking.....

Of course, the girl and blue eyes had another son (read about him in September).

The years rolled by...

The girl's hair grayed,
blue eyes' hair disappeared.....

Then, one day, the baby was turning 15 and asked for a cookie cake....
Kroger told the girl they did not make cookie cakes anymore.
Blue eyes was gone on a long business trip.

The girl attempted another cake (10 yrs after the alien autopsy).

The baby and the girl wished blue eyes had been available.....

The baby is ready to learn to drive on the streets..

 looks like the girl will teach her baby to drive

The baby wishes blue eyes would hurry home